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On Thin Ice

Published: Jun 14, 2015

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Description

Rosie: WOW!! Look at the river. It's completely frozen over.

Charger: Aye that's what normally happens during the Winter.

Rosie: *sticks out tongue* Let's go ice skating!

Charger: *chuckles* (Follows Rosie to the frozen river and watches as she gracefully leaps on to the ice and skates around)

Rosie: *notices Charger on the side of the river bank* Aren't you going to skate to?

Charger: No you go ahead Rosie, I'll just watch.

Rosie: What? Why?

Charger: Well, I outgrew ice skating a long time ago.

Rosie: Balderdash! You can never outgrow ice skating.

Charger: Well I could never get the hang of it.

Rosie: Oh you'll be fine. Come on I'll teach you! (Uses her magic to levitate him on to the frozen river)

Charger: Whoa whoa wait!!

Rosie: (Places Charger on the ice) Right, there you go.

Charger: (Starts to slip and struggle on the ice) O...okay, there ya go I went ice skating with you Rosie now get me back on the bank.

Rosie: Pfftt! Slipping and sliding doesn't count as ice skating.

Charger: It does for me!

Rosie: Please Charger. *gives him the puppy eyes*

Charger: *groans* Ahh fine then. Let's get this over with.

Rosie: Yay! Now watch me, just take long strides like this. (skates effortlessly across the ice)

Charger: *gulp* (Tries to move like Rosie but ends up slipping and wobbling on the spot)

*scene above*

Rosie: No no Charger, you're taking to many strides at once.

Charger: Try telling that to my legs!

Rosie: Take longer strides, like as if you're gliding.

Charger: In case you haven't noticed lass, I'm an Earth Pony so I am. We don't glide!

Rosie: Hmmm. Oh wait! I have an idea. I'll use my magic to give you a bit of momentum to get you started.

Charger: Oh no. No no, you're grand so ya are.

Rosie: Here we go!

Charger: Nonononono!!

Rosie: *pushes Charger with her magic* And you're off!

Charger: *goes flying across the ice* Too much momentum! Too much momentum!!

Rosie: Glide Charger glide!

Charger: Gaaaahhhh!!

Rosie: *looks ahead and notices he's heading straight for a big bank of snow* Uh oh. Charger turn! TURN!

Charger: WH...WHOA!!! (tries to turn but falls flat on the ice and goes flying into the bank of snow. A few seconds later he emerges from the snow)

Rosie: (Skates up to him and tries to stifle her giggles but fails miserably)

Charger: ..................Amused are we?

Rosie: Oh aye, I'm very amused so I am.

Charger: .....................

Rosie: *giggles*

Charger: Ah...ah....ACHOO!!!

Rosie: Gazuntite.

Charger: .....................

Rosie: *squee*

Charger: You will speak of this to no one.

Rosie: *giggles* Okay Charger.

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Poor Charger, it isn't easy being the guardian of a Goddess.